Overheard on the sales floor

bridesheadcastle:

hallward:

strandbooks:

Guy #1: There are only two living male Evelyns on Wikipedia.

Guy #2: Let’s bring the name Evelyn back. Everyone have some kids.

Guy #1: Or we can adopt, change their name, and return them.

Guy #2: I’m not above kidnapping.

Evelyn agrees.

Yes, by all means. 

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    Yes, by all means.
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    Evelyn agrees.
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    Eavesdropping!
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